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Yesterday I decided to take advantage of the beautiful Spring weather with a trip to the car wash. Being the nice guy that I am, I brought Meg’s car up to the wash after my car went through the automatic cleaning process. In the middle of the first soap cycle I made a startling discovery.
There was a wasp in the car with me. I immediately assessed my options:
1. Roll down a window to release the insect. Possibly get stung and douse the interior of the car with soapy water.
2. Drive out of the wash bay. Possibly get stung and be stuck with half cleaned car
3. Attempt to kill the insect and piss it off instead. Mostly likely get stung.
4. Play it cool and hope for the best.
I opted to stay still and see what happened. After a tension filled five minutes the wash was complete and I drove out to release the bug without incident. Finally a good deed that went unpunished! Thank you Karma!
This is perfect.