Archive for May 25th, 2011
The Rapture has officially been moved from May 21st to May 25th in my house. For today is the last day of The Oprah Winfrey Show.
And when it comes to Oprah, my wife is a true believer. She watches the show religiously, subscribes to both of her magazines, and even has an Oprah keychain. She’s been a superfan pretty much her whole life. As our high school’s yearbook editor, she managed to inject three Oprah references in the book. She went to a speaking event featuring Oprah and burst into tears when she walked on stage. Like I said, a true believer.
Today finale has been looming on the horizon for quite some time, and Megan has been dreading it. I’m sure in the back of her mind she’s been attributing all this terrible weather as a sign of end times. She took off work this afternoon so she could watch the finale live. But as it stands, another terrible storm is headed towards St. Louis and it’s threatening to preempt part of the show. The storm is due to arrive at 4pm, right when the finale begins. If Oprah is preempted, I’m predicting Meg will personally start a riot at Channel 5 tonite.