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The Captains Grandma Inadvertently Buys Him A Lapdance

In preparation for my brother’s Eagle Scout ceremony on Sunday, I went digging through boxes in my basement looking for memorabilia from my scouting days.  Eventually I stumbled upon an old metal lock box where I stored most of it.

I found lots of fun stuff, like my merit badge sash, my old pinewood derby cars, and a neckerchief slide given to me by my Uncle Ray.  And hidden among all the nerdy trinkets was a 22 year old savings bond given to me by my Grandma.  Jackpot!

 

 

I’m leaving for a bachelor party weekend in Chicago, and I’m a bit cash strapped as it turns out.  An extra $150 was a very welcome surprise.  However, I can’t help but feel a little bad about using a savings bond to fund a weekend of partying.  I imagine that my grandma had better things in mind for me back in 1989 when she invested $50 towards my future.  But thanks all the same.  Now bring on the strippers; this lapdance is on grandma!

Ciao,

The Captain

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