Captain's Quarters

Archive for March, 2012

I wasn’t feeling terrible creative and I was having a hard time thinking of a good Friday 5 topic this week.  So I went right to the source of where funny ideas originate.  Alcohol!

I recruited my main man D to help me battle a mess of Black Russians.  Always a warm reception from that guy.

I hit up D for a good Friday 5 topic, and after a few misses¹ he came up with one of our totes faves for a topic.  So this one is for all the times in my youth that I spent at his house with Wayne and Garth.

Top 5 Wayne’s World Quotes

1.  I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

2.  HE BLOWS GOATS. I HAVE PROOF.

3.  Then it’s not just a clever name?

4.  A gun rack… a gun rack. I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

5.  No Stairway? Denied!

Ciao,

The Captain

1.  Movies based on Storybooks?  LAME.

My baby brother Charlie turns 16 years old today.  I’ve already alerted the local police and the highway patrol.

Ciao,

The Captain