Archive for May 7th, 2014
Getting older is only funny when it happens to your friends. Take my buddy Dave for instance. We met up for lunch at Lion’s Choice today to celebrate his 35th birthday tomorrow. We ordered our usual large roast beef with swiss, extra seasoning. So far so good. But then tragedy strikes when we get to sauce station. No horseradish!
Dave cried for a good five minutes. It was pathetic.1
What happened to the care free, happy-go-lucky hippie I knew in college? The guy with the long hair and the tongue ring? What we need is a #WaybackWednesday picture to hopefully remind Dave of the groovey days back around the turn of the century. Here’s that laughing hippie with Maria & I back in May 2001.
Look at that happy young man. What happened to his carefree life? Has old age broken this shining spirit?2
1. Not factually correct. We tried chipotle ranch and were mildly satisfied.
2. Of Course not. Dave is still as happy-go-lucky ever. This whole post was a lie.3
3. Well, except for the part about chipotle ranch being a decent alternative.