The Captain Loves Ron Swanson

This is Ron Swanson.   

Similiar to me, Ron likes pretty, dark haired women and breakfast foods.

Ron is my favorite character on my current favorite television show, Parks & Recreation.  I love everything about Ron.  Everything.

I love his moustache.  I love his deadpan delivery.  I love that the actor who plays him, Nick Offerman, is so good at his character that my DVR actually thinks his name IS Ron Swanson.

I love Ron’s office.  I love that he’s so manly that cats aspire to look like him.  I love that Ron is such an avid hunter that his ringtone is a shotgun blast. 

I love that Ron has two ex-wives named Tammy and that one of them is played by the actor’s real wife, Megan Mullally.

Ron is an American hero.  I wish he was my boss, but he’s not.  He’s a fictional character, but so much more.  He’s Ron Fucking Swanson.

Ciao,

The Captain

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