The Captain Floss ‘n Flies All Over This Mofo

I’ve been on a mission this year to improve my dental hygiene.  Ever since I jacked up my two front teeth in that four-wheeler accident back in ’04 I’ve had problems with my grill.  The bridge work and root canal I had in ’09 went a long way towards fixing my problems. Now I’m trying to get my teeth back in great shape and I’m always looking for ways to improve.  I was on YouTube today searching for flossing techniques and I came across this laughable clip.

 

 

How ridiculous is this?  What mother put her visibly uncomfortable daughter up to this? Who shoots iPhone video vertically?  Is her anxiety the reason the girl can’t even tie a knot?  Did she swallow that mouthwash seconds later to calm her nerves?  And perhaps most importantly, how does this clip not have more than 100 views?!  Let’s show Laurie and her daughter some love!

 

Also, I inadvertently found some amazing looking floss during my search

 

 

Waffle and bacon floss are now the top of my X-mas list. (hint, hint)

 

 

 

Ciao,

The Captain

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